Isn't he sooo scary??? I know not really. I've had so many things that I wanted to blog about but I just can't decide anyhoo.... I asked Shaw what I should blog about and he said - blog about blogging... boring.... I have to say that I have several super funny stories in my head but I question whether or not I should tell them. (You know my boss reads my blog... I'm just saying...)
Did you know that I used to want to be a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader? I did. Those white zip up boots were the bomb!! In elementary school a lot of the girls wanted to be cheerleaders and marry Dallas Cowboy football players but here was my problem. I was so embarrassed to admit to the other cheerleader wanna-be's that nobody watched football in my house. I had no idea about anything remotely attached to a football game but I did know about the cheerleaders! So I read the sports section of the Amarillo Sunday paper looking for a famous Dallas Cowboy to marry. Well there wasn't a whole lot of pictures of famous footballers so the article that I read was all about Tony Dorsett. Do you know who Tony Dorsett is? Well, he was this awesome running back from back in the day. Well I promptly went back to school and told all the girls that I was going to grow up and marry Tony Dorsett. (keep in mind this was 78, 79...) They did kind of look at me crazy but I just thought it was because they didn't believe that I would actually marry him. So I faithfully started reading the sports page to keep track of my man. Then one day it happened - there was a picture of him. He's black. Did you know that? Not me. Not that's there's anything wrong with that but not a whole lot of interracial dating going on at St. Joseph's Catholic school. So what's the moral of my story? It's this. If you want to be a trashy, big haired, white boot wearing hussy prancing on the sideline of a professional sporting event - Do It!! but don't do it to fit in because sometimes one lie leads to another and then another. And everyone knows - I'm a bad, bad, bad liar!!! Have a great weekend!!!