Why? well even though I am pretty much a tomboy, what with my love of jeans and pigs... I love, LOVE pageant hair and makeup!! I do... is that sick or what? If I had a make-up artist and hair stylist, would show up for school in FULL pageant wear!!! I would. I absolutely love the look of perfection. The heavy foundation, the liquid eye-liner, tri-colored eye shadow, fake eye lashes... oh my... be still my heart.... and the fake teeth - the flippers!!! gasp and swoon!! Wouldn't it be wonderful to be able to cover every flaw that you have... granted I'm really talking outside flaws but let's not quibble... how could you act ugly when you look perfect! Not me... well I'm off to find me a form fitting sheath pageant dress with just the right amount of sequins for the first day of school!!! Let me know if you've watched this fabulous show (psst... I won't tell anyone if it's your guilty pleasure...) and what you think about it!!
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Maria! You're not one of THOSE?!!!!! haha. But I suppose everybody has to have a weakness. (Could you get a pig fitted for a tiara? hmmm...)
Nessa - don't think the thought hasn't crossed my mind!! I guess that's why God only gave me boys so I wouldn't dress a daughter up like that!!! ha!! Spray tans and overly plucked eyebrows really aren't bad vices compared with other things! ;)
Maria,
You and pageants mix like fish and concrete. I can't imagine you watching this show--must be something left from some lack of teasing/hairspray thing when you were younger... ??? Or, you're just a weirdo! hahaa
Connie - I know it's weird... it's a guilty pleasure... and probably I am a weirdo!!
Maria, Melissa wanted me to share this with you. It's pretty funny actually but you have to have seen the show to really get the humor in it. Here is the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPLWKBWkn3s&feature=relmfu
Melissa and Kyle - that was completely hysterical!!! That is exactly like those parents!!! I love it!
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